A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
Secretary, “I would like to join this dамn church.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
Misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, dамn it. I said I want to join this dамn church!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
Church.”
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform
Him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have
To listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, “Sir,
What seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no dамn problem,” the man says. “I just won $200 million bucks
In the dамn lottery and I want to join this dамn church to get rid of
Some of this dамn money. ”
“I see,” said the pastor. “And is this вiтсh giving you a hard time?”
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