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Български A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. Deutsch Español Русский Français - "Dottore dottore, ma dopo questo intervento alla mano sarò in grado di suonare il violino?" - "Certo, naturalmente!" - "Fantastico!Non c'ero mai riuscito prima!" Λέει ο ασθενής στο γιατρό του. - Δηλαδή γιατρέ μόλις βγάλω τον επίδεσμο θα μπορώ να παίζω πιάνο; - Φυσικά και θα μπορείς, λέει ο γιατρός, τί ερώτηση είναι αυτή; - Περίεργο, γιατί πριν δεν ήξερα! Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don’t see why not," replies the doctor.
"That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."

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Λέει ο ασθενής στο γιατρό του. - Δηλαδή γιατρέ μόλις βγάλω τον επίδεσμο θα μπορώ να παίζω πιάνο; - Φυσικά και θα μπορείς, λέει ο γιατρός, τί ερώτηση είναι αυτή; - Περίεργο, γιατί πριν δεν ήξερα! - "Dottore dottore, ma dopo questo intervento alla mano sarò in grado di suonare il violino?" - "Certo, naturalmente!" - "Fantastico!Non c'ero mai riuscito prima!"
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