A driver gets stopped by a cop.
Cop:
"I'm gonna have to give you an alcohol test, but I forgot to bring the рiss testers, so we'll just try something different."
Driver:
"Fine by me."
Cop:
"Imagine you're driving at night and you're seeing one headlight coming your way. What is that?"
Driver:
"Well, it's probably a motorcycle."
Cop:
"Be more specific! What sort of motorcycle? Is it a Harley, a Honda, a Yamaha..."
Driver:
"How would I know?"
Cop:
"Aha! You're looking pretty drunк to me. Let's be sure. You're driving at night and you're seeing two headlights coming your way. What is that?"
Driver:
"It's a car!"
Cop:
"Yes, but what kind? Is it a Chevy, a Nissan, a BMW..."
Driver:
"How the fuск would I know!? I think *you're* drunк! Let me give you that test. Imagine you're driving at night and you're seeing a half-nакеd woman standing by the roadside. What is that?"
Cop:
"Well, it's probably a hоокеr."
Driver:
"Yes, but which one? Your wife, your mother, your daughter..."
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