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Български A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man." And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!" Deutsch - ¡Feliz Navidad, grita un borracho! - ¡Pero si estamos en enero!, le dice un amigo. - ¡Ay, la leche, mi mujer me va a matar! Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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A drunк man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunк man.".
And the drunк man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to кill me I have never been so late in my life!"

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Un borracho entra en un bar y dice: - ¡¡¡Feliz año nuevooo!!! El camarero le contesta: - ¿Cómo que feliz año? ¡Si estamos en julio! Y responde el borracho: - ¡Julio! Carajo, mi mujer me va a matar? ¡Nunca me había retrasado tanto!! Un borracho entra a la cafetería, y con la voz todavía temblorosa dice: - Feliz año nuevo! Pero una mujer le responde: -Señor, pero si estamos en abril. Y el borracho contesta: -¿Abril? ¡Maldición, mi mujer me va a matar, nunca he llegado tan tarde! - ¡Feliz Navidad, grita un borracho! - ¡Pero si estamos en enero!, le dice un amigo. - ¡Ay, la leche, mi mujer me va a matar!
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