A drunк walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey bartender. If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?" The bartender says "sure" and the drunк pulls a frog out of his pocket and sets it down on the table. The frog then plays the best jazz the bartender heard in years and he gives the drunк his free drink. The drunк says " hey bartender. If I show you another trick will you give me another free drink?" The bartender says "If it's anything like the trick you just showed me, you can drink the rest of the night for free." So the drunк pulls a rat out of his pocket and the rat starts singing. The bartender starts pouring drinks for the drunк as fast as the drunк could drink them. Two hours later, an agent walks into a bar and sees the frog and the rat. He walks up to the bartender and says "That's the greatest act I've seen in years. Who owns that act?" The bartender points to the drunк who's passed out on the floor and says "He does." The agent wakes the drunк and says" That's the greatest act I’ve seen in years. I'll give you $100,000 for that act." The drunк says "There not for sale." "Ok," the agent says "then I'll give you $50,000 for the singing rat." "It's a deal" the drunк says so the agent gives him the money and leaves with the rat. "I can't believe you! You had a million dollar rat there you just passed it up for a measly 50 grand" The bartender yells. "Relax," said the drunк, "The frogs a ventriloquist."
A drunк walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey bartender. If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?" The bartender says "sure" and the drunк pulls a frog out of his pocket and sets it down on the table. The frog then plays the best jazz the bartender heard in years and he gives the drunк his free drink. The drunк says " hey bartender. If I show you another trick will you give me another free drink?" The bartender says "If it's anything like the trick you just showed me, you can drink the rest of the night for free." So the drunк pulls a rat out of his pocket and the rat starts singing. The bartender starts pouring drinks for the drunк as fast as the drunк could drink them. Two hours later, an agent walks into a bar and sees the frog and the rat. He walks up to the bartender and says "That's the greatest act I've seen in years. Who owns that act?" The bartender points to the drunк who's passed out on the floor and says "He does." The agent wakes the drunк and says" That's the greatest act I’ve seen in years. I'll give you $100,000 for that act." The drunк says "There not for sale."
"Ok," the agent says "then I'll give you $50,000 for the singing rat."
"It's a deal" the drunк says so the agent gives him the money and leaves with the rat. "I can't believe you! You had a million dollar rat there you just passed it up for a measly 50 grand" The bartender yells. "Relax," said the drunк, "The frogs a ventriloquist."