A dude is driving with his girlfriend and they get into an accident. ….
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The girlfriend needed a blood transfusion and the boyfriend donated. About a year later they had a bitter breakup and the boyfriend fussed and demanded the girl pay him back for his blood. ….
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The following month the ex boyfriend got a package in the mail from the ex girlfriend. He opened it and it was a used pad and a note saying, “I’ll be paying you back in monthly installments, so here’s my first payment.”