A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female horth,’ the owner shows him a mare. ‘Nithe horth,’ says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her eyth?” The owner picks him up shows the eyes. ‘Nith eyth’, says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her teeth?’ The owner picks him up shows the teeth. ‘Nith teeth,’ he says ‘now can I see her twot?’ The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses snатсh, pulls him out. The dwarf shakes his head and says ‘Perhaps I should weefwaze that… ‘Can I see her wun awound?
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm….
‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says.
What sort of horse?’, said the owner.
‘A female horth,’ the owner shows him a mare.
‘Nithe horth,’ says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her eyth?” The owner picks him up shows the eyes.
‘Nith eyth’, says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her teeth?’ The owner picks him up shows the teeth.
‘Nith teeth,’ he says ‘now can I see her twot?’ The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses snатсh, pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says ‘Perhaps I should weefwaze that…
‘Can I see her wun awound?