A guy finds an old bottle and rubs it – and suddenly A genie pops out and announces, “You have 3 wishes, speak your first.” The guy says, “Hm, I had a very bad encounter with a lawyer last week,...

A guy finds an old bottle and rubs it – and suddenly
A genie pops out and announces, “You have 3 wishes, speak your first.”
The guy says, “Hm, I had a very bad encounter with a lawyer last week,
That son of a goat fleeced me like a sheep. Therefore, as my first wish,
I want a world without lawyers!
My second wish is that you make me the richest man in the world. And my
Third…”
The genie interrupts him, “Sorry, sayidi, but you have no more wishes
Left.”
“What?!” exclaims the guy, “but you said I get 3 wishes!”
“Well,” smirks the genie, “sue me.”

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