A woman has a date she’s very much looking forward To. She put on her best dress, spent an hour on make-up and chose the Least comfortable but fanciest shoes she possesses. And of course spent Ages...

A woman has a date she’s very much looking forward
To. She put on her best dress, spent an hour on make-up and chose the
Least comfortable but fanciest shoes she possesses. And of course spent
Ages getting herself all waxed and toned and scrubbed.
She’s all ready – but her date is nowhere to be seen, although its
Already time. She waits and waits – nothing.
After about an hour she’s had enough. She takes it all off, wraps
Herself up in her fluffiest pyjamas and bathrobe, makes a mug of cocoa,
Takes a рот of ice cream and sits grumpily in front of some comfort TV.
One hour later, the doorbell goes off – and there’s her date! He looks
At her quickly and says, “My God, Andrea, seriously? I’m 2 hours late
And you’re still not ready?!”

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