A guy goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with my sеx life.” The doctor asks, “Can you describe the problem?”
“Well… I wake up in the morning and shаg my wife, then I have a shower and a shave and I shаg her again. I have my breakfast and shаg her again on the table, then I get a вlоw job from her before I leave for work.”
“Okay…” the doctor replies.
“I haven’t finished yet. I get to work and shаg my secretary in my coffee break. At lunch-time I go to see my mistress and shаg her a couple of times. I get back to work and shаg my secretary again in the afternoon tea-break.”
“Right…”
“Excuse me, I still haven’t finished. After work, I see my mistress again on the way home and shаg her. Then I get home and shаg the wife. I have my dinner and shаg her again, then we go to bed and shаg a couple of times before going to sleep.”
“Well, I don’t see what the problem is…” The guy says, “It hurts when I wаnк.”
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