A guy is walking down the street, and he’s really hоrny. So he goes to the first whоrеhоusе he sees. He only has five quid, so they kick him out.
The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five quid, they kick him out, too. By this time, he’s super-hоrny, so he goes to the next one and says, “Look, I only have five dollars, I’m really hоrny, and I need a вlоw job!”
The manager there takes pity on him, and says “Okay. For five dollars we can give you a реnguin.”
“What’s a реnguin?” he asks.
The manager grins. “You’ll find out!” he assures the eager man.
He takes the five dollars, and leads the hоrny man to a bedroom. The hоrny man unzips his pants, and waits for his “реnguin.” Soon, a whоrе comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot вlоw job.
Just as he’s about to let loose, she stops and walks away.
The hоrny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting, “Don’t go , don’t go”
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