“Of course I won’t laugh.” said the nurse. “In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then.” said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest реnis the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle but, it just came out. Feeling very bad she had laughed at the man’s part, she composed her self as well as she could, “I am so sorry” she said.. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as nurse and a lady it won’t happen again, now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen.” Bob replied.