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  3. A guy walks into a drug...
A guy walks into a drug store and goes to the lady at the counter and asked for a соndом.
The lady said, “What size would you like?
I don’t know I have never needed one before.
The lady says, “Well go back to the fence at the back it has three holes in it stick your реnis in them and then tell me which one fits the best.
The guy runs around back, and so does the lady.
He sticks his diск in the first hole and the lady (who is now behind the fence) put her front side forward.
Ahh that feels good the guy says.
He goes to the next hole and puts it in.
She bends over and backs up to the fence.
That feels even better than the first one.
He goes to the last hole puts it in, she opens her mouth.
The best one yet so he runs back in the store.
The lady made it back before him. “Well what size of соndом do you need?” the lady asked.
Forget about the соndом he says give me 20 yards of that fence.
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