I was chatting up the gorgeous barmaid from my local last night when My mate said to me, “when I fcuked her, no matter how hard a tried I couldn’t get her to moan”
My other mate then said, “Yea, I had the same problem when I fcuked her”
“Ok then lads , watch and learn. When I leave here with this girl, follow me back to my house and I’ll keep bedroom window open so you can hear” I said with a smile on my face.
After a couple more drinks, me and the girl left with my mates following half hour later.
When they arrived at my house, all they could hear was this woman screaming and moaning.
The next day my mates said to me, “Fсuкing hеll, how did you manage that?
“Well lads” I replied, “in situations like that, you have to use your head”