A guy walks into an ice-cream shop with his wife and his son. He says, “I’ll have a chocolate cone.” His wife says, “I’ll have a vanilla cone.” Then the man slaps his son on the back of the head...

A guy walks into an ice-cream shop with his wife and his son. He says, “I’ll have a chocolate cone.”
His wife says, “I’ll have a vanilla cone.” Then the man slaps his son on the back of the head and says, “What do you want, Fат Head?”
The lady behind the counter asks, “Why did you smack him and call him fат head?”
The husband replies, “There are 3 things in life a man wants! The first thing is a nice big truck. You see that nice big truck sitting out there? That’s mine! The second thing a man wants in life is a nice big house. You see that great big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That’s mine! The third thing a man wants in life is a nice tight рussy and I had that until Fат Head came along!”

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