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A horse walks into a bar....
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries.
Ein Pferd kommt in den Saloon und bestellt einen Whiskey.
Gorilin biri bara girmiş.Barmenden bir içki istemiş.Barmen çok şaşırmış tabii
Estaba un cantinero esperando al primer cliente
En apekatt kommer inn på en bar
A horse walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Give me a вееr."
The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner.
"Hey boss" he says, "there's a horse in the bar asking for a вееr."
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don't know the price of вееr."
So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a вееr.
"You know," says the barkeep, "we don't get many horses around here."
To which the horse replies, "At these prices I'm not surprised."
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A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries.
Ein Pferd kommt in den Saloon und bestellt einen Whiskey.
Gorilin biri bara girmiş.Barmenden bir içki istemiş.Barmen çok şaşırmış tabii
Estaba un cantinero esperando al primer cliente
En apekatt kommer inn på en bar
The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner.
"Hey boss" he says, "there's a horse in the bar asking for a вееr."
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don't know the price of вееr."
So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a вееr.
"You know," says the barkeep, "we don't get many horses around here."
To which the horse replies, "At these prices I'm not surprised."