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В ресторант Жена проливает на себя тарелку с супом: Ein Mann und eine Frau sitzen zusammen im Restaurant. Жена и муж обедают. Жена проливает на себя борщ: Een man is aan het 't eten en morst een klad mayonnaise op zijn hemd. "Potverdorie" Merge unul cu nevastă-sa să ia cina la restaurant. Farfuria de supă se varsă pe rochia ei cea nouă. Supărată şi aşteptând să fie consolată de soţul romantic
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top:
"Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The man nods:
"And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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В ресторант Жена проливает на себя тарелку с супом: Ein Mann und eine Frau sitzen zusammen im Restaurant. Жена и муж обедают. Жена проливает на себя борщ: Een man is aan het 't eten en morst een klad mayonnaise op zijn hemd. "Potverdorie" Merge unul cu nevastă-sa să ia cina la restaurant. Farfuria de supă se varsă pe rochia ei cea nouă. Supărată şi aşteptând să fie consolată de soţul romantic
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