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В ресторант, жена си накапва роклята с доматен сос: A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top: Ein Mann und eine Frau sitzen zusammen im Restaurant. Español Жена и муж обедают. Жена проливает на себя борщ: Français Italiano Ελληνικά Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Een man is aan het 't eten en morst een klad mayonnaise op zijn hemd. "Potverdorie", zegt hij, "ik zie er uit als een varken." "Ja, zegt zijn vrouw, en gesmost hebt ge ook al." Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Merge unul cu nevastă-sa să ia cina la restaurant. Farfuria de supă se varsă pe rochia ei cea nouă. Supărată şi aşteptând să fie consolată de soţul romantic, ea zice: - Uite cum arăt, ca o scroafă!... Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top:
"Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The man nods:
"And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

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В ресторант, жена си накапва роклята с доматен сос: Жена проливает на себя тарелку с супом: Ein Mann und eine Frau sitzen zusammen im Restaurant. Жена и муж обедают. Жена проливает на себя борщ: Een man is aan het 't eten en morst een klad mayonnaise op zijn hemd. "Potverdorie", zegt hij, "ik zie er uit als een varken." "Ja, zegt zijn vrouw, en gesmost hebt ge ook al." Merge unul cu nevastă-sa să ia cina la restaurant. Farfuria de supă se varsă pe rochia ei cea nouă. Supărată şi aşteptând să fie consolată de soţul romantic, ea zice: - Uite cum arăt, ca o scroafă!...
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