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A lawyer finds out he has a...
Lawyer Brains
Gehirn kaufen
En man kom in i ett charkuteri för att köpa hjärna till middagen. Det fanns många olika sorter så han frågade expediten: - Hur mycket kostar ingenjörshjärna? - 50 kronor hektot. - Och en lärarhjärna? - 30 kronor hektot. - Vad tar ni för...
En man gick in till en köttaffär för att köpa hjärna till söndagsmiddagen. Det fanns många olika sorter så han frågade expediten
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.
His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so dамnеd expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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Lawyer Brains
Gehirn kaufen
En man kom in i ett charkuteri för att köpa hjärna till middagen. Det fanns många olika sorter så han frågade expediten: - Hur mycket kostar ingenjörshjärna? - 50 kronor hektot. - Och en lärarhjärna? - 30 kronor hektot. - Vad tar ni för...
En man gick in till en köttaffär för att köpa hjärna till söndagsmiddagen. Det fanns många olika sorter så han frågade expediten
His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so dамnеd expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"