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A little bird was flying...
Ιστορίες με σπουργίτια
Το σπουργιτάκι
Сташен студ
Учителката по български на Иванчо дала домашно да се напише съчинение
БАСНЯ:
Era uma vez um pardal que se cansou da vida rotineira da cidade grande e resolveu sair em busca de aventuras. Voou para uma região extremamente fria
Узимку летів горобець
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a соw came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of соw dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of соw dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
3. And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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Ιστορίες με σπουργίτια
Το σπουργιτάκι
Сташен студ
Учителката по български на Иванчо дала домашно да се напише съчинение
БАСНЯ:
Era uma vez um pardal que se cansou da vida rotineira da cidade grande e resolveu sair em busca de aventuras. Voou para uma região extremamente fria
Узимку летів горобець
While he was lying there, a соw came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of соw dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of соw dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
3. And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!