A little johnnys parents decided that the only way to have a quickie while their son johnny was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So little johnny stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sеx.” Hearing this, little johnnys parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sеx?”
“Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”