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Мажот што добил на лото Скъпа Der Ehemann zu seiner Frau: Ein Mann fragt seine Frau: Мъж попитал жена си: - Скъпа O marido diz pra esposa: — O que você faria se eu ganhasse na loteria? Ela responde: — Eu pego a minha metade e deixo você Marido chega para a esposa e pergunta: - Querida Чоловік запитує дружину: - Що б ти зробила Een man tegen zijn vrouw: “Lieverd... Wat zou jij doen als we de lotto winnen?” Waarop zijn vrouw zegt: “Ik zou de helft pakken en van je scheiden.” “Oké is goed Mąż do żony: - Co byś zrobiła Férj kérdezi a feleségét: - Mit csinálnál Un homme revient du travail et dit à sa femme : - Dis Mannen till sin fru: - Vad skulle du göra om jag vann på lotto? Frun: - Ta hälften och lämna dej. Mannen: - Bra - Drágám
A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife says, "I would take half and leave you".
Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now fuск off!
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Мажот што добил на лото Скъпа Der Ehemann zu seiner Frau: Ein Mann fragt seine Frau: Мъж попитал жена си: - Скъпа O marido diz pra esposa: — O que você faria se eu ganhasse na loteria? Ela responde: — Eu pego a minha metade e deixo você Marido chega para a esposa e pergunta: - Querida Чоловік запитує дружину: - Що б ти зробила Een man tegen zijn vrouw: “Lieverd... Wat zou jij doen als we de lotto winnen?” Waarop zijn vrouw zegt: “Ik zou de helft pakken en van je scheiden.” “Oké is goed Mąż do żony: - Co byś zrobiła Férj kérdezi a feleségét: - Mit csinálnál Un homme revient du travail et dit à sa femme : - Dis Mannen till sin fru: - Vad skulle du göra om jag vann på lotto? Frun: - Ta hälften och lämna dej. Mannen: - Bra - Drágám
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