A man dressed in an expensive suit walks into a bar with a briefcase under one arm and an alligator under another. He puts both down on the barstools next to him and sits down and asks the bartender, “Hey, do you serve lawyers here?” …

The bartender says, “Yes, sir, we sure do, what’ll ya have?”
The man replies. “Get me a вееr. The alligator will have a lawyer.”