A man finished his pint and Said “see you barman I’m off home now I need a good shiт”.
“Why go home?” Quizzed the Barman.”We have just revamped our toilets carpeted and heated its home from home in fact my wife’s put loads of little finishing touches in there to make our customers feel homely”
“I’d rather not i have a slight problem barman i have to take salts” the man said.
“Look i insist i wont hear of it you must use our toilets please” said the barman.
The barman had insisted so the man obliged and used the toilet. 5 mins after the man returned from the toilet the barman’s wife was screaming with rage “Who the fuскing hеll’s been in this toilet there’s shiт everywhere on the seat the walls the carpets and even the fuскing lampshade?”said the barman’s wife.
The barman asked the man “what kind of salts do you take anyway?”
“Somersaults” he replied
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