A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunк's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat.
The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunк that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.
The drunк staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That dамnеd Pete!" the drunк chortled, "He's so drunк, he thinks he's me!"

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