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A man in the pub orders a...
A man in the pub orders a вееr. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the вееr is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his вееr.
Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter.
The bartender is рissеd and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $3 dollar bill.
The bartender thinks:
“okay, business is business ” and lets him in. Again, the вееr is kind of warm, but the guy doesn’t say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note.
The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says:
- ” there is your fuскing change!”
The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says:
“Gimme another вееr!
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Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter.
The bartender is рissеd and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $3 dollar bill.
The bartender thinks:
“okay, business is business ” and lets him in. Again, the вееr is kind of warm, but the guy doesn’t say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note.
The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says:
- ” there is your fuскing change!”
The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says:
“Gimme another вееr!
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