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Love Jokes

A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.

Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.

Girl:
"Will you love me after marriage, also?"
Boy:
"I think that'll depend on your husband."

I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him.

If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.

Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.

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