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The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.
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The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.
Everyone picks their nose at some point.
It’s what you choose to do next that defines who you are as a person.
I know right from wrong.
Wrong is the fun one.
Nigerian philosophy:
I think, therefore I scam.
Philosophy 201
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam…
After a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board:
“Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
A week later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
“What chair?”
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery.
Ever wondered why your nostrils, earhole and arsehole are just the right size for your index finger?
I never go to buy lottery tickets.
The chances of me being attacked by a dragon on the way, are higher than me winning it.
Sometimes I worry about what other people think but then I remember that most people are super dumb and probably don’t think at all, like those that vote for our political leaders.
I’m in my 30’s, but I still feel like I’m in my 20’s until I hang out with people in their 20’s and I’m like, “nope, I’m in my 30’s”
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