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В бар седи страхотна мадама и си пие питието. A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand... Eine junge Frau saß in einer Bar und genoss Ihren Afterwork-Cocktail mit ihren Freundinnen, als ein junger, gutaussehender, sexy Mann die Bar betrat. Die junge Frau konnte ihren Blick nicht von ihm abwenden. Der junge Mann bemerkte ihren Blick und ging direkt auf sie zu. Bevor sie eine... Español Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Трпана седи на шанк и ужива во коктелот, кога забележала еден згоден, отмен и секси маж во кафулето. Тој и приоѓа и уште пред да успее да му се извини за непријатното “зјапање“ и шепнува на уво: -... Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.”
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets.
He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house.”

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В бар седи страхотна мадама и си пие питието. Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, "I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just... Eine junge Frau saß in einer Bar und genoss Ihren Afterwork-Cocktail mit ihren Freundinnen, als ein junger, gutaussehender, sexy Mann die Bar betrat. Die junge Frau konnte ihren Blick nicht von ihm abwenden. Der junge Mann bemerkte ihren Blick und ging direkt auf sie zu. Bevor sie eine... Трпана седи на шанк и ужива во коктелот, кога забележала еден згоден, отмен и секси маж во кафулето. Тој и приоѓа и уште пред да успее да му се извини за непријатното “зјапање“ и шепнува на уво: -...
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