A man named Vinny dies and goes to hеll.
The Devil says to him “Hey Vinny we’ve been waitin for ya!”.
Vinny smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says “I gotta ask you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?”
Vinny answers “Ya, I love to smoke.” The Devil says “Good you’ll like Mondays we smoke everything cigarettes, cigars, wееd everything.”
“Now do you like to drink?” Then Vinny says “Of course I love to drink.” The Devil replies “Great we drink everything on Tuesdays you will fit in great.”
“Do you like to have sеx?” Vinny says “Неll ya sеx is the best.”
The Devil smiles and replies “We have sеx with every type of woman you could think of on Wednesdays.”
And the Devil finally says “Now, are you gаy?” Vinny frowns and answers “NO I’m not gаy! And the Devil looks down and finishes
“Your gonna hate Thursdays.”
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