Dude: Do you speak English? Me: Yes Dude: What is your name? Me: Bob Dude: Sex? Me: Maybe 3-5 times a week Dude: No I mean boy or girl Me: Well both Dude: Holy cow Me: Yes,cow,sheep,animals in...

Dude: Do you speak English?
Me: Yes
Dude: What is your name?
Me: Bob
Dude: Sеx?
Me: Maybe 3-5 times a week
Dude: No I mean boy or girl
Me: Well both
Dude: Holy cow
Me: Yes,соw,sheep,animals in general
Dude: Aren't those hostile?
Me: Horse style,Doggy style,any style!
Dude: Oh dear
Me: No,no! Deer run too fast...
English is hard

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