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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the... Een man loopt op het strand en vindt een lamp. Hij wrijft de lamp schoon en plots verschijnt een geest. De geest zegt: "U mag drie wensen doen A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said
A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney's office.
Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.
The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his wife gets double.
The man asks for his first wish.
"The first thing I want is a million dollars."
The genie says, "Okay, but you know that your wife gets two million."
The man said, "That's okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise."
The genie says, "Then your wife will have two beautiful houses."
The man replied, "That's fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to beat me half to death."
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the... Een man loopt op het strand en vindt een lamp. Hij wrijft de lamp schoon en plots verschijnt een geest. De geest zegt: "U mag drie wensen doen A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said
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