A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunk wandered over, shouting at the man "I pulled your mum just now!" the sober man just ignored him and carried on drinking.

A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunк wandered over, shouting at the man "I pulled your mum just now!" the sober man just ignored him and carried on drinking.
About half an hour later the drunк wandered over again.
This time he said: "Your mum just gave me a BJ and swallowed" again the man ignored and carried on talking to his mates.
Soon the very drunк man wandered over and shouted at the poor man: "I just fuскеd your mum, using every posistion possible."
Eventally the man bored of this idiот, turned around and said "Go home dad, you're drunк."

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