A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum replied, "No." Then the man...

A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a вuм walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.
The man asked, "Will you buy вооzе?"
The вuм replied, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The вuм said, "No."
Then the man asked the вuм, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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