A man went one Thanksgiving to get a turkey from a live poultry farm.

A man went one Thanksgiving to get a turkey from a live poultry farm.
"Do you have any turkeys going cheap?" he asked.
"Nope," said the owner. "All our turkey go gobble, gobble.'"
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use fowl language.
What's the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstic
Which cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus.

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