A мidgет goes into a chemist’s shop and says, “I want the biggest соndом you have.” The chemist gets out the largest they do and the мidgет says, “That’s not big enough. What about the one outside?” The chemist replies, “Well that’s only for advertising purposes and isn’t for sale.” “Name your price,” said the мidgет. So the chemist eventually sells him this large rubber prop for £50. The мidgет then stretches it all over his body until he’s completely covered. “What do you think?” he asks. The chemist looks embarrassed and says, “Well actually you look like a big рriск.” “Thank fсuкing goodness for that,” said the мidgет. “I’m tired of being called little сunт!”
A мidgет goes into a chemist’s shop and says, “I want the biggest соndом you have.”
The chemist gets out the largest they do and the мidgет says, “That’s not big enough. What about the one outside?”
The chemist replies, “Well that’s only for advertising purposes and isn’t for sale.”
“Name your price,” said the мidgет.
So the chemist eventually sells him this large rubber prop for £50. The мidgет then stretches it all over his body until he’s completely covered.
“What do you think?” he asks.
The chemist looks embarrassed and says, “Well actually you look like a big рriск.”
“Thank fсuкing goodness for that,” said the мidgет. “I’m tired of being called little сunт!”