A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. … … He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely rареd by a dozen whоrеs than let liquor touch my lips.” … … The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. …
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He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely rареd by a dozen whоrеs than let liquor touch my lips.” …
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The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”