A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his...

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher:
"Whats your name?"
Boy:
"Nadir"
Teacher:
"No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked:
"How was the day Nadir?"
Boy:
"I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher:
"What happened Johnny?"
Boy:
"Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."

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