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Един психиатър няма пациенти и скучае в кабинета си. Сидит психиатр (П) у себя в кабинете — скучает... ... пациенты не идут. Тут тихонько так приоткрывается дверь и к нему на карачках заползает человек (Ч) сжимая что-то в зубах
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..."
The man shook his head.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?"
The man shook his head again angrily.
"Sorry... a worm?"
The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces.
"Go to hеll, you idiот! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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Един психиатър няма пациенти и скучае в кабинета си. Сидит психиатр (П) у себя в кабинете — скучает... ... пациенты не идут. Тут тихонько так приоткрывается дверь и к нему на карачках заползает человек (Ч) сжимая что-то в зубах
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