Home
Joke Categories
Popular
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Funny pictures
Most popular
Newest jokes
Aviation jokes, Flying jokes, Pilot jokes, Airplane jokes
Christmas Jokes
Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus
Dad Jokes
Genie jokes
Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
Jewish Jokes
Jokes about US Elections 2020 Trump vs Biden
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Knock-knock jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Masturbation jokes
Nurse jokes
Old People Jokes
Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
Rude Jokes
Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
Sex Jokes
Vulgar jokes
Weed Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Chuck Norris
Dark Humor
Dirty jokes
Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
Donald Trump Jokes
Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Valentine's Day Jokes, Valentines day
Български
English
Deutsch
Español
Русский
Français
Italiano
ελληνικά
Македонски
Türkçes
Українські
Portugal
Poland
Sweden
Dutch
Danish
Norwegian
Finnish
Hungarian
Romanian
Czech
Lithuanian
Latvian
Croatian
My Jokes
Edit Profile
Logout
Newest jokes
Work Jokes, Office Jokes
A psychiatrist had no...
Един психиатър няма пациенти и скучае в кабинета си.
Сидит психиатр (П) у себя в кабинете — скучает... ... пациенты не идут. Тут тихонько так приоткрывается дверь и к нему на карачках заползает человек (Ч) сжимая что-то в зубах
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..."
The man shook his head.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?"
The man shook his head again angrily.
"Sorry... a worm?"
The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces.
"Go to hеll, you idiот! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
36
0
4
Previous
Work Jokes, Office Jokes
Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
Animal Jokes
Computers
Programmers and Programming Jokes, Computer science jokes, Codding jokes
Men jokes
Next
Един психиатър няма пациенти и скучае в кабинета си.
Сидит психиатр (П) у себя в кабинете — скучает... ... пациенты не идут. Тут тихонько так приоткрывается дверь и к нему на карачках заползает человек (Ч) сжимая что-то в зубах
The man shook his head.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?"
The man shook his head again angrily.
"Sorry... a worm?"
The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces.
"Go to hеll, you idiот! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"