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Em uma noite chuvosa En rabbiner og en præst kommer ud for en bilulykke. Deres biler drøner Sammen og bliver fuldstændigt smadrede. Men besynderlig nok er ingen af de to mænd kommet noget til. Efter at de hver især har... Dos coches se chocan derrepente Bir gece eve dönen bir İskoçyalı
A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction.
They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck.
They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’
The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’
So the rabbi gets out some wine.
They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass.
But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink.
Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’
Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
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Em uma noite chuvosa En rabbiner og en præst kommer ud for en bilulykke. Deres biler drøner Sammen og bliver fuldstændigt smadrede. Men besynderlig nok er ingen af de to mænd kommet noget til. Efter at de hver især har... Dos coches se chocan derrepente Bir gece eve dönen bir İskoçyalı
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