A sign in a Shoe Repair Store: - We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you. At an Optometrist's Office: - If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. On a Plumber's truck: - We repair what your husband fixed. - Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On an Electrician's truck: - Let us remove your shorts. At a Car Dealership: - The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Outside a Muffler Shop: - No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a Veterinarian's waiting room: - Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay... At the Electric Company: - We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: - Drive carefully. We'll wait. In a Chicago Radiator Shop: - Best place in town to take a leak. Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: - Caution... this truck is full of Political Promises.
A sign in a Shoe Repair Store:
- We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.
At an Optometrist's Office:
- If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's truck:
- We repair what your husband fixed.
- Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On an Electrician's truck:
- Let us remove your shorts.
At a Car Dealership:
- The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
- No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
- Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay...
At the Electric Company:
- We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
- Drive carefully. We'll wait.
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
- Best place in town to take a leak.
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
- Caution... this truck is full of Political Promises.