Жена отива в църквата на изповед.
- Padre
Entra una mujer en el confesionario y dice: - Padre me arrepiento de haber violado al cura de la otra parroquia. A lo que el cura le responde: - Pero hija
— Padre vengo a confesarme — Dime hija mia! — Le hice sexo oral al cura del otro pueblo. — Mal hecho hija
- Padre confieso haberme acostado con el cura de la parroquia de al lado. -Hija no lo hagas más y de penitencia reza un rosario
Przychodzi facet do spowiedzi i mówi
O tanara la spovedanie: - Parinte
Отишла Трпана во селската црква да се исповеда. - Оче згрешив
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest says, "Tell me dear, what's on your mind?"
"Well Father, I am a sеx addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had sеx with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby."
The priest says, "It's okay, just pray three times a day for one week and it will all be okay." As the girl tries to go out, the priest says, "Oh, and dont forget that I will always be here for you!"