A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance. She’s dressed in dirтy jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes
in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with
more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, “Good morning and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you’ve got there. Are they twins?”