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В болницата оперират баба с огнестрелна рана в лявото коляно. A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but,... Eine Oma beim Arzt : "Wo ist eigentlich das Herz?" Arzt : "2cm unter den Brustwarzen." Nächsten Tag in der Zeitung : Frau wollte Selbstmord begehen und schoss sich ins Knie Español Решила бабка покончить с собой. Звонит участковому врачу: Français Italiano Ελληνικά Бабата што решила да се самоубие Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through.
The doctor asked her:
"What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?"
The woman tells him only:
"Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left вrеаsт."

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На една баба й омръзнал животът и решила да се самоубие. Бабата што решила да се самоубие В болницата оперират баба с огнестрелна рана в лявото коляно. Решила бабка покончить с собой. Звонит участковому врачу: Eine 93-jährige Witwe trauerte sehr über den kürzlichen Tod ihres Mannes und sie beschloss, sie würde sich einfach umbringen, um ihrem Mann nahe zu sein. A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee. Eine Oma beim Arzt : "Wo ist eigentlich das Herz?" Arzt : "2cm unter den Brustwarzen." Nächsten Tag in der Zeitung : Frau wollte Selbstmord begehen und schoss sich ins Knie
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