A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. “Well, I hope you’re ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirтy nappies!” the doc says. “Wow, you mean I’m pregnant?” the woman replies thrilled. “No, you’ve got воwеl cancer.”
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.
“Well, I hope you’re ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirтy nappies!” the doc says.
“Wow, you mean I’m pregnant?” the woman replies thrilled.
“No, you’ve got воwеl cancer.”