A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night’s dream. “I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10.” The husband says, “What about one my...

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night’s dream. “I was at an auction for diскs. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10.”
The husband says, “What about one my size?”
His wife responds, “Yours didn’t even get a bid,” and then she laughs to herself.
The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his dream last night. “I was at an auction for va-jay-jays. The really tight one’s sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10.”
His wife says, “What about va-jay-jays like mine?”
The husband smiles and says, “That’s where they held the auction.”

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