A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said,
"Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sеx with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said,
"I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."