After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a ‘romany’ wedding: Pikey Best Man: “Well, it...

After a рiкеy wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a ‘romany’ wedding:
Рiкеy Best Man: “Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the сunт as hard as he could.”
Judge: “Gosh, that must have hurt.”
Рiкеy Best Man: “Hurt? You’re not kidding me - he broke three of me fuскing fingers.”

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