After Sunday school, the teacher released the kids to go to church and reminded them, "You all know to be very nice and quiet in the church. And why is that?" 
Little Johnny offers, "Miss, it's so we wouldn't wake all those people sleeping."

Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping! A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." Lezione di catechismo. L’insegnante chiede ai bambini: “Lo sapete perché bisogna fare silenzio in chiesa?” Pierino, prontissimo: “Sì, perché la gente sta dormendo!” Sekmadieninės mokyklos mokytoja paklausė savo vaikų, beeinančių į bažnyčios susirinkimą: „Kodėl bažnyčioje būtina laikytis tylos?“ Viena guvi mergaitė atsakė: „Nes ten visi miega“.
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