An American, a Japanese, and a Filipino are relaxing along the upper board of a cruise ship.
All of a sudden, the American throws his iPhone to the ocean.
The Japanese, suprised, asked the American, "Why throw iPhone?"
The American replied, "Don't worry man, there are lots of iPhone in the states."
The Filipino mumbled, "Wow, what a waste."
The Japanese went to his quarter, took out his laptop, then throws it to the ocean.
The American, to his surprise, asked the Japanese, "Hey, why did you do that?"
The Japanese replied, "No worry! In Japan, we have many raputappu."
The Filipino mumbled again, "Dамn this rich мотhеrfuскеr. He could have given the laptop to me instead."
A few moments later, a Korean guy approached them and said hi. Suddenly, the Filipino pushed the Korean out of the ship into the ocean. The Japanese and American are both surprised but before anyone could speak out, the Filipino said,
"Don't worry, der are lats op Korean in da Pilipins."
Note:
Sorry for grammar, English is not my native language.