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An elderly Irish man lay...
An elderly Irish man lay dying in his bed, while suffering the agonies of impending death.
He suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite cheese scones, wafting up the stairs, he gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs with labored breath.
He leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there ,spread out upon waxed paper on the table, were dozens of his favorite cheese scones.
Was it heaven. or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of 60yrs,seeing to it that he left this world a happy man.
One great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture, his parched lips parted, he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on it’s way, to the nearest scone at the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife…”
Get ya fuскing hands off..!” She said, “There for your funeral..
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He suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite cheese scones, wafting up the stairs, he gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs with labored breath.
He leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there ,spread out upon waxed paper on the table, were dozens of his favorite cheese scones.
Was it heaven. or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of 60yrs,seeing to it that he left this world a happy man.
One great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture, his parched lips parted, he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on it’s way, to the nearest scone at the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife…”
Get ya fuскing hands off..!” She said, “There for your funeral..